Love is in the air❤️love is everywhere
If you like wear face mask, you’re still special ❤️
Dear friend,
I hope this meets you well❤️
How has the week been treating you? Valentine’s day is coming and I’m pretty excited. What do you have planned? I know I’ll be sitting at home, lonelyyy. Even though I know I won’t get any paranran, I’m really looking forward to it 😏 D’Banj told us that love is a beautiful thing, and we decided to dedicate a whole day to celebrate it. Inject it into my mammary gland pleaseee😍😍😍
Today’s Rant:
Valentine’s Day is a nice distraction from everything happening Nigeria because Emefiele has been doing the most. Tell me why a billionaire like me hasn’t touched cash in two weeks. The last time I saw money physically, it was because I was almost scammed into using ₦1k to withdraw ₦5k. Omo, my own bad b*tch no reach that level o.
Money can’t even save you in this country anymore. The most shege I have seen in recent time has been from Nigerian banks. Me o, I humbly suggest that Zenith and GTCO should find other sources of income and leave this banking thing alone. Boya they should start renting out their banking halls for owambes and they can be using their Bullion Vans for music videos. At least, everyone loves to have good dance with the ‘isegun Johnson band’.
Valentine is just a perfect distraction from all this rogbodiyan. I’m too soft for this shegemania. Some people are stressing about bank issues and some people are stressing about what to get for their significant other? Everybody with the one wey dey do dem. Just in case you’re a single boo thang and you won’t get anything to distract from the entire chaos going on, here’s a letter from me to you :
Love letter for you
Oremi,
I couldn’t wait till the right moment to write to this letter to you . I picked up my pen from the receptacle of love ❤️to write to you in this season to ensure you feel special today. As you celebrate this Valentine's alone this year, I hope you shoot your shot early enough next year so you won’t be alone again. And if you end up being alone again be assured that I’ll be here again next year to laugh at you .
You’re so important to me on this journey and I wouldn’t have made it this far without you❤️ While we are still working to achieve greater things, I’m glad we made it this far together. I hope you get all the things you pray for and wish for. I feel seen because of you ❤️I love you so much Oremi ❤️ See you at the top.
P.S: Please I’m sorry this is coming late but What kind of Valentine’s gift can I get for a man that isn’t LUX singlet or boxers and won’t cost more ₦2220? Val is today. Help your girl preserve her street cred 😭😭😭
Happy valentines😘
The next mail is something to look forward to ❤️I’d appreciate it if you shared this one with your special somebody *wink wink*
Good one🥺