Dear Adam , we know what you did🥹

At any slight inconvenience I remember I’m supposed to be in the garden of Eden eating yam and and sliced mango with Zac Efron and Lee Min Ho feeding me but Eve decided to eat that ‘apple-the Forbidden fruit’ I’m not upset anyway cause if I were Eve I would have eaten the fruit the very minute I was given that instruction, I’ll just want to know how it would taste, what will happen when I taste it? do you get? I’m genuinely glad to be born in the era of grace and impartation of the holy spirit cause if not…

The slight inconvenience;  

 I had the worse cramps this week, cramps and a sprinkle of breakfast and pimples so I don’t even know where the pain was coming from, is it my heart? Or is it my belly? Or is it the pimple on my cheek? I don’t know but I’m blaming Adam, you know it’s a forbidden fruit why didn’t you uproot the tree? that way they’d be no temptation, he has no excuse. I’m sure he wanted to taste that fruit he just wanted to blame our dear sister, Eve. If he had uprooted that tree I won’t be in any pain. The only problem I will most likely be having is deciding what type berry to eat but its fine, I forgive Adam for ruining my chances of meeting my Lee Min Ho but it’s okay, I fell in love with a beautiful Femi, although he eventually abandoned me in the middle of the road but I had the chance to experience what people call love and I think it’s absolutely beautiful but never again, I’m giving all the love I have left to myself and my pillow , just like Eve, I’ll be putting myself first and if anyone is going to choke, then choke[like the way Eve is making us choke for  few minutes of pleasure, I wonder if the fruit was agbalumo  cause it slaps at first and then tries to act like strawberry after. I have decided to love myself unapologetically because someone died for me so I can live, so why would I give my love to one Femi that can’t cross the road without running? 

I’m sure Eve had no idea I’ll be sending a mail blaming her for my heartbreak and severe cramps but sis you ate. Well it isn’t about Eve if you think about it. It’s Adam. When Eve ate the fruit nothing happened but when Adam ate it we had to inherit his sin and yet his gender keeps on showing us pepper. I’m sure Adam’s Yoruba name is Femi that’s why we are in this mess. [ I’ve been redeemed by Jesus though]so Tunde might turn this mess into a message. The thing about the heart is that no matter how many times it breaks it will always love again. I’m definitely doing love again but this time, I’m doing love with me [and a touch of Tunde]

Forgive my comma splice I’m still learning work.

Now that Adam’s secret has been exposed I’m sure you understand why we call the ball on their necks ‘Adams apple’

The next mail is something to look forward to, I might be in a talking stage with Uncle Tunde or Emeka.