Bardiee sneh

Leemao

Hello hello, it’s been a whole three weeks since I wrote to you. The C in Labake stands for consistency. How are you doing? Tell me what has been happening? Have you tried anything new?

Ideally, I’d be writing to you with my tattooed arm, giving you this letter with my smiley piercing peeking through my smile and my ginger hair bobbing when I wave at you. However, as you read this, I will be drinking garium sulfate garnished with milk and roasted groundnuts, ike the boujee boarding school student that I am.

So, if you're anything like me, you want to change your appearance whenever you’re down in the dumps. I was thinking of getting my ears pierced but then I wanted to do something I’ve never done before. That’s why my brain thought of getting permanently blue eyes (you know Zac Efron right? Yes, na him kind I want).

My eyes are naturally jet black and I deceive myself by saying it’s dark brown in the sun. Ain’t nobody ever died of small pretence, okay?

Back to my blue eyes gist, First of all, I wear glasses. People tell me that I have to be extra careful when it comes to putting stuff in my eye as it might ruin my eyesight (like it can get any worse). But don’t let me stop you. If you’re considering getting permanently blue eyes,get it and let me know how it goes.

You’d probably recommend regular contact lenses 😂. The thought of it makes me teary already, that’s a story for another day.

I still want to change my appearance though, let’s leave my brain to think about ridiculous things.

The next mail you get, I may have shaved my hair 🌝or even gotten my teeth gold plated in proper Asake fashion.

What do you do when you’re down in the dumps?

Have you tried any random new thing? Let me know. As you can tell, I’m desperately in need of ideas.

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