Angel Gabriel should allow me fly small

I’ve said ‘God abeg’ a million times this week

I am exhausted. I’m supposed to be in Mars, eating chocolate and injecting dogs. Instead, I am here in this hot confused country, walking under sun for my future daily bread. I’m one of those people without any talents so I am fully relying on my degree. If it flops, I’ll join Edo witches and fly round the world. This predicament made ask my friends what they’d do if they didn’t have to work for money.

Kishie : I would play with my dogs

Joshua : Lifetime vacation, carry babes with my babe

Anu : Shopping spree every day, hangout with different men

Bidemi : Attend every concert , visit family and friends

Seni : explore the world, find whatever is missing

Victoria : Netflix and chill

Damilare : I’ll move to a private island and live

Well, as for me, I’ll watch the sunset and dance to Buga with my big sunglasses and keep sleeping. I recently found out that sleep is a greater form of entertainment than talking to people.

I planned to rant about how I’m wasting my time where I am and how I want to spend my days on the beach. I'll be satisfied by just watching the sunset and punishing chickens for screaming before 8am . I don’t understand why you will just wake up and the next thing is Kukuruku. Please they needed to be stopped, I’ll train my chickens to be quiet in the morning, because that’s how it should be. The daily 'ara adugbo,e gba mi o' is totally unnecessary. I’m already confused half the time when I wake up.

 If I don’t have to work for money, I’ll not work at all. I’ll just do soft girl thingz; wake up, swim in the beach, take pictures of strawberry pasta, read every book, talk about them, plan boat cruises and cancel last minute because I can’t miss he sunset at 6:22pm . I’ll feed my chickens and threaten to feed them to the goats if they scream first thing in the morning. I know goats are herbivores but that's not the point. I’ll make noise on Snapchat, drag broke people like my mentor Bobrisky. I’ll just do Hushpuppi things. This is my five star soft life definition of soft girl thingz. Maybe when I eventually make it in this life I’ll stop thinking about rearing chickens and I'll actually adopt a horse and a donkey. I’d have said I'll just keep going to school and add badges to my name but Bachelor’s degree don nearly finish me abeg. After this one, anything wey concern school, I no do again.

I’ll just be a writer and keep writing random thoughts and sending mails to you guys. I'll also be a sunset catcher on the side. There has never been a sunset I didn’t like.

I’ll definitely join my sweet edo witches and fly round the world, with my broom or my mop. Angel Gabriel, this isn’t a competition it’s just vibes, please. No vex

In all, I hope everything works out; school, life, everything else that happens in between life and living. I hope it works out, I’m not worried cause God dey my back. No shaking.

What would you be doing  if you didn't have to work for money?

 Do you have any talents ? Maybe if you tell me I’ll figure out what my talent is … or are

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